Sometimes conversations are awesome.

Herewith, today’s bit of silliness:

Matt: It’s early. Remind me why I’m up this early?
Natalie: because
Natalie: you couldn’t do without my sparkling company any longer
Matt: Exactly.
Matt: Natalie, I… I have something to tell you.
Matt: I can’t keep it in any longer.
Matt: I’ve tried to deny it, but my true feelings will out.
Natalie:
Matt: I… *downcast eyes, shuffling feet*
Matt: I love cake
Matt: More than I love you.
Matt: Cake is just awesome.
Natalie: …
Natalie: That
Natalie: was brilliant
Matt:
Natalie: I hope that works out for you, btw
Natalie: the thing is, Matt…
Natalie: I…
Natalie I wasn’t going to tell you this, but…
Natalie: …
Natalie: *looks away*
Matt:
Natalie: see..
Natalie: …there’s no easy way to say this
Natalie: it’s…
Natalie: …
Natalie: the cake is a lie